FOUR (which is really FIVE)more about lost chapter four in the anna bannana story

the author wishes to explain that he isnt a hippy and none of these charactors are real and that the author never smoked anything other than a few tokes now and again at a party the ostensible outcomes portrayed are fictional and made up in the authors head

 

the author would also like to just say that he thinks that the lost chapter four was about randel and henry and other things about gay sex and so forth and there may be other events in the story that are lurid but that it is the charactors faults and foibles that bring this down upon their own heads

 

 

the author has somewhat lost control of things you see he is as unaware about what will happen next in the story i mean seriously poor little anna bananna what will happen to her

 

 

 who looks exactly like the little girl on the cover of victor hugo's book les miserables which has been sitting unread for over a year on the cardboard case of other unread books i use for an end table and who seems very sad indeed not sad enough for me to crack open the hugo book however it has been awhile since the author has read any hugo dostoyovski or faulkner and so

 

 

as i said i never know what may happen and i wont apologize

though of course i am a good catholic boy

 

　

appendix b

the author absolves himself

 

since he doesnt even masterbate anymore and the author doesnt think about playboy pictures in his head or gay pictures or any pictures at all at night anymore sadly enough and he seems to have lost all need to do this he could masturbate without ideas about playboy pictures and so forth but it would be rather mechanical don't you think like pumping gas or fixing the carborator on his jeep

 

 

so the author takes this oportunity to explain to the reader these facts because maybe there is probably sublimation going on and wishful thinking otherwise the author would write about canaries or bronze age ship building or pancreatic cancer i think as the case may be so

 

 

it is fun for a man who lives in a room alone and who goes to work each day to shuffle papers in a cubical the size of a one-hen chicken coop to fantasize about the life he has never had and to write a pretend book with real charactors like real authors do

 

 also

 

 

authors of real books would never do this come right out and state the facts plainly they would try to use subtrafugal effects you readers should thank me for not using subtrafugal effects

 

 

my honesty and candor absolves me

 

 

okay we wont interupt this book again unless it is absolutely necessary thank you and have a nice day

Reviews

[SkinlessFrank]

you seem to live in a fantastical world where anything can happen, but then doesn't...the rest of us might be disappointed were this to be our own predicament, but you seem to have adjusted to just observing things and letting go...lucky you are

[Desert Dreamer]

This is great fun! I look forward to reading your book. Obviously you are a writer even if you say it isn't so. I do hope to read more author interruptions.