TWO anna bannanaA Story by kmartellanna bannana's mother had mahogany hair and didn't wear a bra and bounced when she danced at the rusty nail and the first time i ever kissed her was in the parkinglot at midnight in my volkswagon she fell into me and i felt guilt which i knew was old fashioned of me but since she was stoned and laying there in my lap like mother nature her own self i took advantage of the moment she said the stick shift hurt so we were soon in the back seat in various positions of love with all the usual attendant difficulties when making out in a volkswagon hitlers love car is what we then called it
anna bannana's mother knew all about vegan and vegitarian tofu and how to feed your children raisens and banannas all the time that is why we called anna bannana anna bannana although soon ennough all of our children were getting rotten teeth from the raisens
we didnt notice these things until too late alot of things we lost track of back then not only our kids sometimes but the animals too would wander around the complex looking dour until someone went to get food at the coop and would buy a giant case of dog food
that time the police found anna bannana and she identified her mamma's house from the side window of the police cruiser and we all felt horrible and anna bannana 's mother went into her bedroom and we could hear her weeping for hours behind her locked door she finally woke after a couple of days and i had been carrying anna bannana around on my shoulders everywhere i went and she just said she wanted to go home
my wife comforted her then and said she was home and what did she mean home
but she wanted to go and so me and my wife and anna bananna's mother and randel and henry my two grown gay friends who didnt happen to have jobs for about three years during this time went with my wife and i and anna bannana in the volkswagon across the state to anna bannanas mothers house her parents were danny and her mother's name was veronica and veronica played the piano all the time and wept while she played and i tryed not to stare at that
veronica was the only 60 year old woman i knew who wore her hair in braids she was overweight and waddled when she walked out to the kitchen to refill her canning jar with vodka and orange juice and when the orange juice ran out she used water and danny her boyfriend was nearly seventy with a big handle bar mustache and a beer stomach not a beer belly it had the look of a stomach with the fact that he seldom wore any kind of shirt only a plaid vest from a suit it looked like
we stayed three or four days or a week until the pot ran out i think and you get used to people in that amount of time though i didnt get used to going to the bathroom there was no door or rather the door was standing in the hallway so sometimes i would catch danny sitting on the toilet sitting in front of a small table with a type writer and books and a radio with ear plugs and his pants down
anna bannana had plenty of kids to play with here there were at least five or maybe six kids running around everywhere in various states of undress or running down to the river that was across the road from the house anna bannana needed this kind of stimulation and so we decided to stay longer
the visit lasted about six months --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- next report:
my wife was beginng to get antsy at first she really liked the boat rides up and down the lamoille river but after awhile with danny leering at her b***s while he fished and smoked his corn cob pipe and anna bannana jumping out of the boat to swim without knowing how to swim
swimming was a new thing for her and she was doing quite well with that the other kids would trail on a rope behind the big heavy wooden boat danny owned or stole really that would be my guess the other kids would fan out the back like tadpoles on inner tubes on a long long rope behind
anyways my wife was the first one who decided she had had it she wanted to go home where-ever home was
so that is how it went with veronnica singing on the piano every afternoon drinking vodka and water she would begin to weep about her lost husband who wasnt lost at all but only away making a movie in kenya because he was a famous documentary director and producer and writer who did such things and made a whole lot of money and so gave money to veronnica and danny and so anna banannas mother could get a check from veronnica when veronnica had visited the kitchen a whole bunch of times and so was wobbly and drunk and padded barefooted out of the kitchen and would begin to weep because her daughter was on drugs
and so she would give her daughter a great big check and we would all go out to the natural foods store and buy tofu dogs and kale and dog food and then off to the parking-lot on a friday night behind the rusty nail which was a "drug run" to where we lived before to get some hawian or columbian or what was brand new cocaine which we called cocaine then because it was so new it wasn't "coke" yet or "crack" because cocaine was salvation and finally a clean drug to replace pot with
and oh boy
-------------------------------------------------------- chapter four: oh i think i left it out in the car
i will go get it later ------------------------------------------------------- chapter five: (to be printed out soon) chapter four got lost somewheres
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