My Prostitute 2002

So bad!

My Prostitute

 

Couldn’t write a story

So what was I to do?

Was feeling uncreative

So I put on my shoes

Made my way out the door

And down to the corner

To get me a prostitute

 

One girl really caught my eye

Voluptuous breasts, and thunder thighs

Like a sailor

I gazed into the deep blue

Of her eyes, hey guys!

Check out my prostitute

 

I got me a prostitute

Got me a prostitute, yeah

I got me a prostitute

Got me a prostitute, yeah

 

Got her back at my home

I wanna jump her bones

Next thing was quite unknown

Her voice had a masculine tone

I figured I’d work around it

Reached into her pants

Oh great! Just my luck

My prostitute’s a man

 

I got me a prostitute

Got me a prostitute, yeah

I got me a prostitute

Got me a prostitute, yeah