The gravest animals

Commentary on the UK political scene

The gravest of all live in our land  
tis call me "dave" and his despicable band 
With gideon green and vince the yellow
all in all some strange bed fellow
All joined together to cull the sick
upon the back of the empty Nick

IDS the big stick bearer 
with grant the plant new arsehole tearer 
Spouting rhetoric always wrong
"it wasn't us" the same old song
"Big boy did it and ran away"
Go ask the ED's see what they say.

Country turned to rack and ruin
yet still the bullshit pot they brewing
as Beaker hails the fiscal journey
and the NHS now on the gurney
Hunt in charge of healing now
as Patten tames the sacred cow

But who shall save the weak and poor
none yet knocking at my door
Taking time to build up traction
so many talking not taking action
perhaps we must decision make 
unto the streets our pride re-take.

Author's Note

I hate the coalition of the UK. Try reading this to the tune of "captain Beaky and his band"