To Whom I May Concern

To whom I may concern,

I'm feeling very well.

How about you. swell?

Haven't seen you in a while,

We used to be quite friends,

But now I wish we weren't.

You really have changed

How's your mother?

Is she doing fine?

Still very annoying, all down your back?

To whom I may concern, are you still alive?

It's been quite a long time,

I wouldn't know if you died.

It's really sad,

How this had to end,

Yet I can say I'm happy,

I hope you'll understand.

To whom I may concern,

I must say goodbye. 

It's been such a long time,

It's finally the end.