Bert and Dolly

A story in 57 words!

Some can yodel when they sing, but Bert can yodel when he talks. He decided to put it to good use and become a ventriloquist!

That’s him over there, hoping to entertain the shoppers, one hand up dummy Dolly’s you-know-where, the other covering his mouth.

“Hello Dolly,” says Bert.

“Hello Gert,“ says Dolly.

He’s not very good!