Today is the day i go away
A trip i heard was a treat
With every meal and friends for free
It simply sounds so sweet
But why i ride in this caged car
With silver rings around my wrists
A man in a snazzy uniform
Yelling at me to seise and desist
Earlier i had to visit my friend Mr. Judge
He didnt seem very happy and maybe held a grudge
I stared at him with begging eyes, In discovery of my new home
But i was surprised when he told me it wouldnt be a place to roam.
So on our way, I have to pause and say
"Where are we headed, sir, do tell?"
He turns around with a towering grin and replys
"Why its the Gray Bar Hotel!"