Essex Girl Anthem

I am an Essex girl,

With my hair extensions curled.

Smelling, looking reem,

I am an Essex queen.

My eyelashes thick and long,

In the club saying, "babez this my song".

Get a regular spray tan,

Don't be anything less than glam.

Practise vajazzeling safely

Hundred percent baby!

We may say, "shut up", alot,

And most of us big up top.

Doesn't mean were not clever.

I wouldn't change whatsoever!

I'll do my Essex fist pump,

Pout, lips looking plump.

So just think next time,

I wrote this and made it rhyme.

I'm happy being an Essex girl.

It's the best place in the world!

Reviews

[SabrinaThePoet]

Nice, I like this. :)

[Regrets]

Lol this is really good !!!

[Little Birdie]

Hah, neat. I'd love to visit Essex sometime, I love England :)

[stars are far]

This was written greatly ...
Well done..
Keep it up..

[A Red Red Rose 4 U Luv]

This is really good!!!

[....]

Such an amazing piece here, love the poetic rhythm in this. Simply amazing

[Asb]

lovely write...and grt rhyming :)

[zero binty]

Pride in where you're from is a must. I know I am. Love it.

[Hiddenfire]

Yes, I agree it sounds almost perfect for being turned into a song. Over all I loved the witty "I am what I am" that this piece emanates so wonderfully, and the phrasing is done so nicely that you just can't help but tap your feat in time with the rhythm when you read through it.

[jennifer little]

great its an awsome master piece could be a song