95%

What does a simple percentage mean to you?

What does 95%

Mean to you?

Studies have found that vaping is 95%

Safer than smoking.

I hate smoking.

I also hate vaping.

When I take a standardized test, I get in the 95%

Percentile, meaning I'm better than 95%

Of people who take the test.

I hate everybody below me.

Dave's pet food sells 95%

Premium meat.

I hate it,

Because he can't reach perfection.

Out of every single person in my personal observable universe,

I hate 95%.

All of them, I can't stand them.

They're all crap.

There are a lot of people who would say

That I'm far too picky about everything.

But why shouldn't I be?
Why do you expect me to lower my expectations?

You see, it's not difficult to reach my expectations,

As long as you have work ethic and effort.

But the issue with 95% of people in this world,

Is that they don't have work ethic and effort.

Nobody goddamn tries anymore.

Vaping is 95% better than smoking? Not smoking is 100% better than smoking.

95% of people fall below me in standardized testing? If they tried hard enough, that could become 0%.

Dave's pet food sells 95% premium meat? I don't care about meat! I just want to feed something to my pet that tastes good.

I don't care if it's meat,

I don't care if people don't have effort,

I don't care if vaping is better than smoking.

Because I'm the only one who realizes that there is also a 5% too.

The 5% that people have reached by not smoking,

The 5% that people have destroyed by just giving me tasty food for my pet,

The 5% that people have reached proving that some people do try,

But I guess that that 95% is proof that the rest of them are just crap.

Author's Note

I really do hate most people. Out of my school, you could point to a person and It's likely I'll hate them. If not, I don't know them. Even some of my friends I hate. It's just because none of them have reached the basic, small expectations that I require for a person to be considered, "good," and it's really nothing unreasonable to expect from someone, so why the hell do people have issues reaching it?

Thank god for that 5%.