Lisbon Common

A satiric barbershop music about salesman and marketing.

Hello! (Helloo)

Hello, i am the salesman!(salesmaan)

Knocking on you doOor,(O-o-O...)

Once a month and somethimes more.

So are you going to invite me In? (IN!)

Or let me ask you, how've been? (BeeN)

Or am i asking you; how can you relax,

When your porch is begging for some wax? (Some WAax...)

Hello! (Helloo)

Hello, i am the salesman!(salesmaan)

Do you want help to clean your floOor, (O-o-O...)

Before i'm known as the salesman Bore.

*Door shuts*

Author's Note

I don't know if i should put this in mature, because i've used a cussword.

Reviews

[emipoemi]

I'm not particularly familiar with barbershop quartet songs/singing style, but I did enjoy attempting to figure out how this is supposed to go. It's a fun song! Very satirical, and I can definitely see this in a weird commercial (or sketch show). Indeed, the "w***e" at the end is a bit too much (you can say "bore", and that might fix everything). Overall, well done! Much enjoyed.

[kaoswithak]

That's what i was going for, i imagined all this as a mini sketch. I'll definetly change the last word to bore! The "w***e" there, doesn't make much sense, since it becomes too agressive out of nowhere, i was just fishing for rhymes.