Solivia - The Most Dairying Adventure Yet

A Story by Julia

Are you bready yet?

This is the best inside joke lmao

On the day Sam first decided to visit Tamworth, he met Olivia, and they went around and did Tamworth s**t together like watching people get fingered outside of Wetherspoons™. Unfortunately, once it was time for Sam to leave, the weather took a turn for the worse, and it seemed like a storm was going to start through all the heavy rain. Afraid of getting wet (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)), he decided that the weather was too unpleasant for him to venture home just yet. However, Sam could see no improvement in the weather through his locks of strawberry-blonde hair, and just wasn't tall enough to see a place where they could stay. Thankfully, Olivia, with eagle-vision and long f*****g legs, could see over the shoulders of all the strangers in front of them, and suggested visiting McDonalds™ for a while, as the music there is very bopping and she was feeling quite peckish.

Once they arrived at the greasy heaven that is Maccies, they decided to order food. Olivia decided to order her favourite, a Big Mac™ with extra bread and red meat. Sam attempted to order the same, but sadly the cashier decided he looked too much like a child to buy something so filling, and he was forced to settle for a Happy Meal™ instead.

After they sat down, Sam attempted to spark up some conversation over dinner. Slightly smirking, Sam asked "Is that meat as good as mine, babe?"
"I guess we'll have to find out, Senpai". Olivia replied, giggling.
"I'll make you kimochi, you classy lady" Sam retorted, before he briskly escorted her to the best place for lovers to go, Maccies disabled toilets.

As soon as he locked the door, Sam slammed Olivia to the wall and unleashed himself on to her gluten-free body. Kissing her neck, he groped her Great Danes with his left hand and covered her mouth with his right.
"This is what you're into, huh..." Sam said. Watching Olivia in so much pleasure over just this made his dick so hard that he felt like he could feel a gluten-free all-purpose flour mix coming out already.
Gasping for breath, Olivia let out all the words she could muster. "Dicks out for Harambe", she said.

Desperate for Sam's slightly above average penetrator, Olivia stared Sam in the eyes and begged. "Hontoni daddy, take me now..." He proceeded to take a mighty roar, unzipping his jeans and shoving his footlong meatlovers Subway™ sandwich into her wet and empty £9.99 KFC™ bargain bucket.
Olivia, moaning from the impact of Sam's penis like a cat girl would moan if you dropped custard on her head, wrapped her arms around him and body slammed Sam to the floor, the sudden shock making him release all his dairy into her.
"Aah, daddy, I can feel your chicken stick bursting inside of me!"

FIN ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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