if i were invisible

dont really know, its a very silly and childish exercise really!!

If I were invisible...

If I were invisible I'd hang around the changing rooms of womens trendy clothes shops (obviously??)

If I were invisible I'd run around football pitches kicking the ball and tripping up folk...

If I were invisible I'd go into librarys and throw the books off the shelves and howl like a banshee...

If I were invisible I'd sweep and mop the floor while singing 'bipidee bopodee boo'....

If I were invisible I'd wear a dress...

If i were invisible I'd go into tea rooms and fart...

If i were invisible I'd go into ya house n move stuff...

If I were invisible I'd go into shops eat stuff and do a poo on the floor...

If I were invisible I'd run around in bushes making wind noises...

If I were invisible I'd knock on peoples doors and slap them when they answer

If I were invisible I'd wind dogs up...

If I were invisible I'd make world peace..

If I were invisible I'd make peace pudding...

If I were invisible I'd work in macdonalds..

If I were invisible I'd go out drinking and never pull (sounds familiar that..)

If I were invisible I'd live in a tree 

If I were invisible I'd have trouble getting the bus

If I were invisible I'd shout to be heard

If I were invisible I'd go into pubs and spill the beer

If I were invisible I'd shout to be seen

if i were invisible i'd probably go insane...