Oscar's Back

Another episode in the life of a friendly Alien!

   Oscar's Back

*Breaking news....... “UFO sighted near Hollywood, Ca.,with an object like a small camera on the bottom of spacecraft!”

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH......

Oh it's a good thing this spacecraft can withhold super fast travel. I have been ordered to check on something for the High Council!

It's a very important message sent by a company called IGTA. I bet you're wondering what that is.... but I think it would be far better for you to see it for yourself.

Here let me run it through the alien translator, so as to put it in your archaic language.

( whrrrr........ wizzz....... bingggg....... ding-dong)

There it's done; here let me hold it up to the glass for you to read. We aliens don't dare open our spacecrafts lest we breath your awfully polluted air! Some have tried even after a rain shower, and have now developed hideous ailments. Oh dear you aren't able to see it so let me make it bigger, that way your little eyes can view it better!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha....... little beady eyes that's what you earthlings have.

Well, here is the IGTA in your lame language:

STARDATE 2010

~ INTERGALACTIC TELEPATHIC ANNOUNCEMENT ~

ONCE AGAIN!

It's that time-for you humans to show how to be an idiot, or a jackass! He has been reported to have gone and documented his jackass ways. Oscar, you are to go and check this out, to see if this report is real. Then quickly report back to us as fast as you can! No dawdling or stopping off by the planet Venus. We are counting on you Oscar! Do not bungle this up or you will be demoted, like that ninth planet Pluto was!

The High Counsel of Aliens

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See this is what I have been ordered to check on. I'm going to suggest to the High Commander to rename the Milky Way to the Moron Way, ha ha. Can't wait to return to the home planet, and see what they say!

Anyway as far as this jackass making another moronic movie, has peaked my interest too. Guess that's why they gave me this job. Don't let the High Council know but I loved some of the things he did before, very hilarious. He, or his friends got hurt yet kept on going. So I say �" let the insanity ensue!

Now I have flown around to many of the hot spots, and so far I haven't seen anything yet. But I did hack, oops- log onto your Internet and found some links that you can watch while I fly around some more.

Here are the links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZfFm5Qj9ec

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKwjU_pSSW4

Now while you view the insane hilarity that comes out of this earthlings brain, I am going to check one more place. By the time you are done I hope to find what I have been sent here for!

Ah ha �" here is the special announcement!

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I wonder if I should steal, oops requisition this poster? I could put it on my wall , either in this spacecraft or my home pod! Hmmmm (taps two of the four fingers on the console of one hand) Well, I do have to show the High Command that he has gone and created, or recreated his insane ways.

So just remember you lowly earthlings your days are numbered, not just in the land of the so-called free! Soon all of this as you know it will be gone. Not really sure how it will come about, but maybe it will happen with a Big Bang.......... or not...... nobody really knows. I just thank the heavens I, Oscar Del Arenta live elsewhere!

                                Ta ta again!

  Up, up and away!

Author's Note

I don't know if anyone remembers my previous posting of Oscar viewing the insanity of Johnny Knoxville and his Jackass movies. Well Oscar has been ordered to come back to our planet to check the galactic news of another one being made. I am in no way working with these strange characters, but couldn't help myself and let Oscar find out if its true. I do hope you enjoy this one ( it took me all day to write this) But if you do like insanity- go and check out his new movie, just don't try anything he does! ( they are trained jackass' or idiots, lol)