I'm Back- Oscar

Another tale in the existence of a friendly alien named Oscar!

         Ψ Ϊ'м �'асқ Ψ

Yo, yo, yo!!! 

                 It is I, your favorite alien- Oscar del Arenta! I tried writing in my own language, but for you it would be easier to write in your language- English.

           I am back on a glorious fact finding mission. I also have been given a chance to redeem myself. You know for botching the job of implanting the female with a tracking device! And its a very ingenious device, and fairly harmful. But as I told you before we had my cousin who was as the French would say “ a magnifique expertise” in the implantation of these tiny devices. He was always able to sneak in, and then out without being detected.

             Yet we all know what had happened to him ( I included a photo of his crashed space pod) Just in case you are among the ones who believed your government. You know the B.S. that they told the world “ There are no such things as aliens, no crash of a space ship. It was a weather balloon that came crashing back down to the planet.”

                 Why all the freakin' coverup, I ask you? If all it was, was a simple metallic shaped object to check on the atmospheric pressure........ why call in the Army to remove every single scrap of debris? Or how about the threatening of the Farmer, and other earthlings that saw it crash!

    A COVER-UP!

        that's what it is, plain and simple! They don't want you to know we exist!

                   They are afraid we will bring harm to you earthlings. But you know we just want to observe you, to test your limits, and find out how you are constructed. Yet that one woman- she is an unusual case. Remember me telling you how she kept waking up during the implanting of the device?

                 Anyway another cousin of mine, Delbert- he was told to go get her, take her onboard his ship. This way we could check her over, but the first time he started to elevate her off the bed she woke up. It was like she knew someone else was in the room. So Delbert left and went back to report to the high command. While they deliberated on what, why & how come this only happened with her- he went off to replenish his body with nutrients. ( I think he also snuck over to Venus to check out the ladies)

              See....... we got to communicating, and I mentioned how I eased the stresses of my job by paying a visit to the Planet Venus! Oh la la, are they a hot bunch too. So he went over to check out the beautacious ( my way of describing them) babes that live there. Oh my- Oh my �" Oh my, they are a hot bunch- if only you could visit.......... but your bodies could not last getting even a mile away. It's like a body of water filled to the brim with nothing but naked hot Venus babes!

         (smacks side of head) I must stop talking about those I have a mission to get busy doing. Anyway, the High Command ordered Delbert to try again, you know the raising of the female and taking her aboard his ship- but the same thing happened! He went in and began to raise her off the bed, and no more than he had her up 2 feet �" then she woke up! He carefully put her back down, she sat up and looked around, looking up and down several times too.

              I tell you she's an anomaly; because normally you humans won't wake up. Most are so sound asleep- its like your dead. Deader than a doorknob or......... or a tree log just laying there. Not this one- SHE'S DIFFERENT! ( I bet she is one of those alien's) Much like me- but doesn't look like me, she is far prettier..... hmmmmmm, I wonder- nah she couldn't be..... but its possible she is from Venus. She does have that certain 'Je na se qua' about her. Could be why she has been so elusive from the start. Sure wish my cousin hadn't crashed into your planet. He would know if what I am thinking is correct.

                              Ohhhh, another alien being on your planet, and you don't even know it. Well, no time to worry about that now, besides they are giving Delbert one more chance to take her on his spaceship to examine her. Check on the device, and find out what its doing to her. She has this shaking sometimes, so we need to check if its this device that's the cause or not. Good thing it's got a special coating, otherwise when she goes in the MRI machine it would ping-ping-ping!

                      Now onto my mission- to see how your President is doing and what makes him tick ( besides the beating heart in his chest.) Oh I am such a humorous alien, he he!

                    Ta ta earthlings........ cause Oscar's out!

                             Whoosh.....................................................۝

Reviews

[Sean Allen]

Great story telling Jan. I was beginning to like Oscar and then Whoosh he was gone.
When he comes back let him listen to some "Goldfrapp Ooh la la" Switch me on and turn me up. He won't need to go to Venus again!

[Libby McKeown]

This is an amusing story, but it needs a little more in the way of plot development. It reads like an alien's blog lol! Thanks for sharing!

[Crowley]

LOL...my parents lived in Roswell for years and everything was so alien oriented, that why this makes me smile. Very creative girl...nice job.