Oscars Return to the Planet Earth

Just another tale in the day of an alien!

Oscar's Return to the Planet Earth

Hello Earthlings!

It is I, Oscar your..... the friendly Alien, I do come in peace. (he he)

Yeah, yeah I said that I wouldn't come back to your dreary planet. Well, I tried to stay away, but you know what........... oh you'll never believe me. Okay I admit that I missed visiting you lowly earthlings. So here I am once again, and I couldn't get here fast enough- even faster than the speed of light!!! Much like the Tazmanian Devil that you have on your planet!!!

Especially this one beauty...... remember the one who I got to implant with our device? As you know I observed her for quite awhile. So I wanted to take the time to check on her, just to make sure she was alright still. She looked so nice laying there in her resting pod, er..... I mean- bed. I sleep in a pod, that's this oval object that curves to my body shape.

But back to the implantee or subject I was speaking about. Her form is so exquisite, so delicate, it gives me the chills just thinking about her. Like a secret agent, I stealthily entered her abode in the darkness of the night. As she laid there breathing heavily, I was ready and most willingly to probe her. I mean to really probe her deeply too. Yet she wouldn't lay still long enough to let me get close to her.

Hmmmmm...... seems I had this same problem with her before. You know when I had the horrendous job of inserting the tiny implant, she thrashed around then too. Makes me wonder what in the world she was dreaming about. Yet I do think she could sense my presence, that's when she started to scratch her leg. ( Like something or someone was touching her.) And I guess that was the pivotal moment for me to get out of there.

Besides the High Commander wants me to report on the desert area, the one you call the Middle East. And how many of the young people are duped into becoming human bombs, not only blowing themselves up, but many innocent earthlings. I seriously ask you “ Are they crazy?” Talk about being brainwashed. We aliens would never ask any of our people to strap a bomb to our body to purposely do away with another being of ours. No matter how stupid they act, just look at my cousin. He might have been short of a few neurons, but he did a great job with doing the implant thing!

So listen up people in the Middle East- STOP BLOWING PEOPLE UP!

Revolt against those who ask you to do this kind of action. I don't believe that God, Allah or whom ever you care to worship- would ask you to go out and murder innocent people ( much less yourself). That is just wrong on so many counts, no matter where or what universe you are in. Live your life like you care about living, go out and see the world, study the planets. My planet is a dull gray color, yours is so beautiful so enjoy it while it lasts!!

Well, I better hurry back to let High Command know that one of those idiots or brainwashed kids tried to not only blow himself up, but a flying device you call a plane.( Such an embecile) So depending on whether or not the higher up want me to travel back to this planet.

Ta ta for now............

            

                         Up, up and away, Oscar out!!!!!

Author's Note

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