the mind control of aliens?

A humorous story about a serious topic from one who knows!

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THE MIND CONTROL OF ALIENS?

 

Hello Earthlings!

 

It is I Oscar, your favorite visiting alien. But how are you today? Full of worry, scandals and heartaches. Oh yeah what about the little known fact you earthlings are slowly being duped........ bamboozled........ hornswaggled!

 

You're saying “ what......... I am not being duped.”

 

But I am telling you the honest truth. Oh sure we aliens take certain humans and probe them.

And......um, some even receive implants ( don't let me get started on my oops moment).

 

There are far worse things going on than a few aliens taking you humans and implanting them. But we aren't doing this to you....... it's MIND CONTROL!

 

Now you are really saying “what?, no way is my government controlling my mind.”

 

But its been done before, say in Germany, with Dr. Mengele, and the Chinese & Japanese have done it for years. Hell even Al Qaidi and the Taliban are doing it. Believe me, I have seen this for centuries.

 

So why not your glorious government?

 

Why don't you look on that magical box you call a computer and type in the words “Mind Control”. I bet you will find all kinds of good information on what your government has been doing for years.

 

Okay I will list some of the symptoms that the human target have had since 1992:

 

1. Sensations of heat & cold on         various parts of the body.

2. Manipulation of sense of taste –         they can be made to taste altogether different or totally tasteless.

3. Vision manipulation, my eyesight         can be “made” blurry, or seem like you are seeing through a fog.

 

These and many more other symptoms are listed at http://www.angelfire.com/or/mctrl/

 

But earthlings don't take my word for it......... go and research it for yourself! So it's not we superior intelligent life forms that you so kindly call aliens that you should be worried about.

 

Its far more insidious- It's your government man!

 

And all the conspiracy theories are correct. Well my time here is up.... time for my bathing beauties to come out!

 

Up, up and away............ Oscar out!