a day with an alien

Just what an alien would observe while looking at our grand planet!

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A Day with an Alien

 

Well, well, well Earthlings!

 

I see your fair planet is still here. I guess other alien beings don't want to waste their time bombarding you. It seems to be at least to me that you are doing a fine job already. Bombing the desolate desert of the Middle East- do you think it will improve the look any?

 

My God- it is a desert!

 

I recall someone saying “ This is a fine mess you got us in Olly!”

 

People, or earthlings are dying, and some of you are worried about what movie stars are doing, what they are wearing, and who the are banging. Don't you have anything better to do with your life than bug those people. Oh sure, there are those who thrive on the attention, even wanting someone to pay them for what they are doing.

 

Those are sad, sad people.... but so fun to watch! To see them dodging camera's, when that's what they are aiming for.

 

But......... then they cry out “ They wont leave me alone, just leave me alone!”

 

 

Ha ha you humans are so funny, and can never make up your minds.

 

I guess that is why you are only allowed to use a small percentage of your brain. And you call some of them space cadets..... not because they go out in space, but because there is a lot of empty space inside there heads!!!

 

Does the word “ air head” come to mind?

 

And no I am not talking about the candy, although I have heard that it is good. Being an alien I don't eat that junk food. In fact we of superior intellect don't eat at all. At least in the sense of what you think of consuming sustenance.

 

Hmmmm........... maybe that is what I will leave you with.

 

Ask yourselves- “ What do aliens eat?”

 

 

Right now I need to make a pitstop on Venus. The lovely beings are moon bathing at this time, oh la la they are hot ( just like the planet).

 

So ta ta for now!

 

Up, up and away! Until next time lowly earthlings!!!!