Oscar's Return

Another episode in the excursions from Oscar

 

Oscar's Return

 

 

.......................Screeeeeech!.. ( Oscar hits the brakes)

 

 

            Whoa there, almost over shot your planet!

 

Greetings & Salutations, to all you lowly Earthlings!

 

It is I, Oscar, your one and only favorite Alien.( you can't see me but I have this huge grin on my face showing I am smiling) But I have again come back to observe, and record more of the strange behavior that some of you seem to have.

 

It appears to be an exciting time for many in one part of your planet. You're sitting there thinking I am referring to the ongoing war that's going on. ( here's a hint: its not, and FYI – there has always been wars in the region you dubbed “ The Middle East.”)

 

Now what I suggest is that you bomb that whole area- kaboom, drop one or two large bombs, and make it flat as, ah........... ah, that part you call Kansas. Oh sure some say, “What about the people who are innocent bystanders?” Well they don't have to live there, so tell them- “Whoever wants to leave can go, because we're going to make the land look more barren than it already does.

 

Shocked aren't you.........ha ha ha ha. ( I don't care)

 

But it's not my call, which brings me back to my original train of thought. As I was saying its a very historical event that will soon be happening. And oh how much mudslinging has been going on is utterly outrageous! This kind of thing never happens on my planet or in my galaxy for that fact.

 

My people, or beings are far to intelligent to resort to trash talking someone else. If we have an issue with another being, we sit down and rationalize the differences out. Many have had trouble, but none have badmouthed anyone else, like some of you do.

 

Another thing I don't understand is why you make a big deal about colors of skin or the sexual differences. After all you all are human beings- you breath, eat food, walk and talk. It's like this saying I heard one time “ You put your pants on one leg at a time.” Well thats a true saying, except for those shapelier bodies, they wear short skirts (sometimes with nothing under). Some of the ladies on Venus wear something similar, but always with something under them. Soooo nice to see ,too!

 

Any way who becomes your nefarious leader is what counts in this Presidential election is what counts. The childish bad mouth talking that goes on, goes against all that you were taught...... right? Haven't moms for centuries said “ If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all

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Where I come from we have a similar saying: “ Keep your trap shut or the garbage will leak out!” And boy does it seem to be true- look at how polluted your people, and land seem to be..... garbage everywhere!

 

Ah, it's a good thing I don't live on your planet. But it is very entertaining to observe what goes on, while I secretly hover over your planet. Well I wish you good luck in the coming weeks, as only the higher intelligence knows what will happen. ( I say that because many of you don't believe in God)

 

Well my time is up, but next time I visit, I'll leave a picture I drew of me and my spaceship for you to see. Hope you like it too.

 

Until next time-----------> Oscar's out!

 

           Up, Up and away...............