Oscar's Fakes

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BEEP------BEEP!!!

 

Ha ha, Thought that would get your attention!

 

Hello, lowly earthling's...

 

It is Oscar, your super intelligent alien back for more watching, or should I say observing of your intellect or lack of. ( p. s. some of you are really stupid )

 

Knock knock... hello McFly! (he he)

 

Now today I am going to talk to you about “fakes.” No, not the ones who live in a place you call Hollywood. Although that is something I could talk on for days, like..... nope, not going to get started there.

 

What I am talking about are those of the four legged kind. Now mind you we don't always bring one of our creatures to your planet all the time. It just sometimes we do this for our amusement!

 

Like this one time we brought this one that had a horn right in the middle of his forehead. He was an interesting creature, that many assumed had some kind of magical powers. I do believe they called him a unicorn. And did you know someone even wrote a cute song about him too.

 

But one day he told us that he missed his family, and wanted to go home. So Herman and I zipped across the universe to pick up all the unicorns. Then we went, woosh back to our planet to take them home. But Roger, that was the name of the head unicorn said he was happy that some of you wanted to consider him a legend on your planet. Now mind you this was way, way before Herman crashed into your planet, he was such a dum dum too.

 

I bet you never in a million years ever thought that they were a real creature either. Now on to the other creature we recently brought down to your planet. And boy we really have you fooled this time too. Of course, this one we don't intend on taking back no matter what. In fact, he fits in real well with you humans too.

 

Yet you know some have realized he is not real, and so they made a real cute video about him. This is to show other humans that they are not a real animal. You earthlings know him as a

giraffe.

 

And guess what.......... he he, he is mechanical! A machine or a big tall robot.

 

Oh now, don't get all crybaby-ish. I can see your faces from my spaceship. You're thinking “ what are you going to tell your children when you go to the places you call a zoo?”

 

Here's a little hint for you less than intelligent beings- Your whole planet is a zoo!

 

Yep, that's right- cause those imaginary lines you call borders are like cage lines. So you can't really see them, yet they are there. Anyway back to the giraffe's, you can believe what you want to.

But those that know the truth are out there. I'll even give you the link to the video that one of the many believers has made. I will also point the way to where you can hear the unicorn song. But as far as the cute giraffe's are concerned- he's yours to keep. And unlike the unicorn, they don't think about the past. (no brains included) They just exist for your viewing pleasure.

 

Well it's that time again......

 

this is Oscar saying,

 

adios - adieu - aloha- chow- oh- I'm just going to say good bye!

 

 

Up, up and away!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

Oops.... before I go here is the link to the cute unicorn song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?V=eD90xcg6UaA

 

* sorry but the one for the giraffe has been misplaced- (maybe one of the superintelligent humans can find it or when I come back I will post it, just have to look through the millions of files we have on earth)