the life of oscar del arenta

Another day with Oscar observing our planet and what he thinks about the happenings

 

 

 

 

The Life of Oscar del Arenta

 

 

Greetings down there lowly humans!

 

It is I Oscar, back for another day of watching some of your stupidity! Well, actually I saw something when I first came back here that was so funny I laughed for days.

 

What? Are you so appalled by my remark?

 

Well...... I tell you if you saw what I see- you'd nod your heads in agreement too. Like this....... and....... oh, there are just too many of you idiots down there. I spend more time chuckling than observing and documenting the things I was sent here to do.

 

 

The more intellectual bunch are more or less boring. Oh I could name a few, but I would rather not. Unless you really beg me, then I'll mention one or two. But what amuses me are the ones with some screws loose. You know the ones who try running from the cops or do some idiotic stunts to make them look cool. In fact, one took his cornball stunts and made several movies.

 

Hmmm, now that I think about it he did make millions off of them, so maybe.......nah he's still a jackass!

 

Please tell me, would anyone in their right mind do those things he called stunts?

 

That's just one out of a billion of you lowly humans.

 

In another small part of your planet I have observed some of the craziest humans who live on a body of land that is surrounded by water. Wow, it's amazing what some of those humans put themselves through. One day I was watching them and found out it was just games. All that crazy idiotic escapades were for some crazy games. I got the name of that game show or whatever they called it..... somewhere here in my files.

 

No matter.... it's not that important, as I am sure you know what I am talking about. I just find it absolutely hilarious watching all the insane things that go on down there on your measly little planet

 

Now back to the boring humans on your..... um, lovely planet. You know the types who day in and day out think they are better than others. Talk about making a human feel bad, and like they are so worthless.

 

Now I ask you- Are you not all of the same race..... the human race? Well you sure don't act like it sometimes.

 

Oh shoot my times up – I guess you will just have to wait till the next time I come to find out who my favorite brainiacs are!

 

Reviews

[WayOath]

STEPHEN HAWKING! Lol, maybe that is his favorite braniac. Nice story, it was a good laugh and it just goes to show how odd and uniform we sometimes are. Majority of the world is like that today. Awesome to read it from an outside looking in view.

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

I needed a good chuckle... I can only imagine what aliens would think if they did observe us, I bet they wouls wonder if there was intelligent life out there as well. Awesome story.