An Officer and a GentlemanA Story by Ice QueenJenThis is for a contest- the 100 word dialogue. I put it under nonsense, only cause I wasn't sure what this would go under. Enjoy it though!
“Evening, Officer”
“ Sir, have you been drinking?”
“ No Officer, I never imbibe in alcohol.”
“Are you certain about that?”
“Yes Officer, why do you ask?”
“You seem to be stumbling around.”
“ Am I , hmmm, wonder why?”
“Are you on drugs?”
“ Heavens no, drugs are evil!”
“Then why are you walking so funny?”
“ Beats me, Officer. I'm walking like I normally do.”
“You're sure you haven't done drugs or had any liquor today?”
“ Positive Officer, no liquor or drugs!”
“Well, there's got to be a reason for your walking strangely.”
“Oh could be my two left legs!”
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3 Reviews Added on July 2, 2008 Last Updated on July 4, 2012 AuthorIce QueenJenBakersfield, CAAboutNot only am I a woman, but a mother, friend, and hopefully the best person I could be. I have begun to broaden my horizons and get into writing poetry. But I also am an artist, and I am trying my ha.. more..Writing
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