Little Bo Peep

 

Little Bo Peep just couldn’t sleep

Each time she thought about those sheep

They blamed her, that old blaming game

They called her the sheep losing dame

 

She was pretty sure that it had been Mary

A rumor persisted about a lamb and school

Something about fleece of snow and stuff

Little Bo Peep knew she’d have to get tough

 

She started working out at the gym

After eating big meals she was no longer slim

She soon had Mary in a cruel hammerlock

Getting an answer bout the missing sheep flock

 

That confession included some interesting info

Which Mary sobbed out between painful hollers

Bout where the real big money was made

How sheep stealing turns into sweet mega dollars

 

Big Bo and Mary have formed a new team

Very rarely now are flocks of sheep seen

They run their sheep stealing out of the Bahamas

While lying a-beach, these now hot lookin Mommas

 

 

 

Author's Note

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Reviews

[Dave]

Soooo - Little Bo Peep is still having trouble with her sheep? She got Contrary Mary to help her out, hmm. To the Bahamas went those two hot mamas I guess we're going to have to get our bathing suits together and go and enjoy some lamb chops. I'm glad to see the fun you have in your writing.

Take care - Dave

[Kelly Scheppers]

I sure do love your fairytales, Dave. Thanks for the winsome delight!

[Lea Sheryn]

Lovely and fun! Bo and Mary: a couple Bahama Mammas soaking up the sun. You made my day!

[Chris Shaw]

A couple of entrepreneurs we got here in the old sheep stealing business. Sounds as though it's all going good. All that sun on the beach. Now where did this little number spring from. You have a wonderful imagination Dave. Good afternoon from me on a wet and windy one.

Chris

[john l smith]

It must have blown in with that wind of yours which is also affecting us
Probably a good time to stay warm and write a few more of your excellent poems or perhaps take up sheep stealing and head for the tropics

[Chris Shaw]

Right this moment Dave the sheep stealing and the tropics is looking good. Have a good rest of day.

Chris

[Samuel Dickens]

Honestly, I think it was those lonesome cowboys what took the sheep. (Especially the pretty ones) Thievery! Violence! Getting too much sun! Are you sure Juan Valdez picked the beans in your coffee, or was it Cheech and Chong?

[john l smith]

i think it is the same whoever that keeps messin with yur image, podnuh!