Red Rocket Running Shoes

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Red Rocket Running Shoes

 

Igor rigged two radical red rocket shoes

Guaranteed to vanquish any victim

He felt that by wearin these two

A lot of ghoul gobblin he’d be inflictin

 

The last human he’d chased, got away

And he was resolved to solve that situation

So come dark of night, the start of his day

He’d instigate some inspirational chasin   

 

Down the dark street, first victim came

Lookin like a particularly pretty piece of game

A pleasantly plump package on a hike down the pike

As delightful devourin she’d be something he’d like

 

He hummed to himself as she drew near

Salivating at her sweet succulent scent sent

He would start chomping below each ear

Then continue until, she was completely absent

 

He lecherously launched out of the woods

But his red rocket runners ran ahead, instead

Propelling him under a passing semi-trucks bed

That sped speedily over his head

 

 

Reviews

[Cherrie Palmer]

Lol now that is a proper demise for such a wicked ghoul. A fun read.

[john l smith]

Thankyou Cherrie
Truly a foul fellow, disinclined to mellow
Dave

[Papaya]

I like it. :)
red rocket always make me think of the TTC streetcars
fun poem

[john l smith]

Thanks Ana
I have never been to 'Trona' but I like the comparison to Wile-e-Coyote
RU enjoying the time change?
Dave

[Papaya]

well you know how it goes, it's the day that everyone says it's 9 o'clock but really it's 10 o'clock... I seem to have adjusted ok, thanks for asking

[Relic]

haha, good one. I like the rhymes and the bouts of alliteration.

Nicely done. :)

[john l smith]

Thanks Relic
He certainly paid for his lecherous leanings
Dave

[Dave]

Oh my - sounds like the ongoing fate of Wylee Coyote. Can't seem to catch a break. Beep Beep! I liked it - thanks - Dave

[john l smith]

Haha
I'd forgotten about him
He does always come back doesn't he
Perhaps Igor will also do the head repair trick
Thanks again
Dave

[Samuel Dickens]

Ha-ha! That's what he gets for buying his rocket shoes from Wile E. Coyote's supplier, Acme. Looking on the bright side, maybe No-Jaw Judy will take a shine to Igor, now that his head is flat. When you can't eat, you may as well do a little romancing!

[john l smith]

I want to relay a deep sense of gratitude to you, for your meaningful and astute comments
How is your submarine search proceeding?
Perhaps it has since been repainted to mauve or more likely, a stunning halloween orange.
It is a wide ocean and I wish you the very best of luck

[Chris Shaw]

Ha ha. Igor full of malice for others got his just desserts. I love that his red rocket running shoes turned out to have a will of their own. Plenty of alliteration here, for added measure. First read of the morning for me. Good morning from across the pond Dave.

Chris

[john l smith]

Good morning 2U Chris
What time is it there
We are just hitting the sheets

[Chris Shaw]

5.48am. Too early for me. I shall be having another sleep before I get out of my pit. Sweet dreams.

[john l smith]

2U2................