Vampire ChoresA Poem by john l smithTo do'sVampire
Chores Igor invited Hazel
out one night The beverage
he fed her, tasted so right But slowly
her mind, went on a flight Until reality,
was far out of sight Igor carried
her back to his tomb There he’d
make them witch and groom He wed her
near the castle well But after
that, things didn’t go so swell He had to; Prepare breakfast
each morn Vacuum each
day Three meals
on time, All work and
no play Tombs needed
cleaning, Let me hear
no excuse Both his ears
suffered From constant
abuse Do the floor
mopping, Wash the car After doing
the dishes, Clean the wet
bar Bed sheets to
wash, Socks to
repair Clean kitchen
cupboards Vacuum each
stair Wash all the
windows Vacuum the car Scrub the toilet Go get my
cigar Feed the dog Chop that log Forget your
manhood You useless
no- good Squeaks make
me cringe Go oil every
hinge Clean the
gutters Don’t lip me
back Then clean
the eaves Get me a quick
snack Cut the grass Roll up your
sleeves And rake the
leaves Clean window
glass And the
chimney too When that is
all through Clean up doggy
poo Get off your
a*s Clean the
barbecue And fill my wineglass Go prune every tree And brew some coffee Fix that flat tire You useless vampire It’s the same old song Everything you do Just goes all wrong But at quarter to ten Try to scrub the pig pen Try to let out the cat And clean the doormat And then When you finish food shopping Start all over again And while I’m havin a snooze Stay outa my blue suede shoes
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