B***s

So this is a slam poem based off of the slam poem "Thighs" by Desiree Dellagiacomo if you haven't heard it I strongly recommend looking it up on youtube. It's about, you guessed it, b***s.

My b***s say C-cup

in the 7th Grade 

My b***s say mountainous

My b***s say they bring all the boys to the yard

My b***s say get out of my damn yard

My b***s say what are you doing..... you stomach sleeper?? Don't do that

say what are you doing trying to run up the stairs? Not happening

My b***s say YES.... that was indeed a speed bump

My b***s say seat belt you were not made for me

My b***s say red lines ... everywhere

My b***s say I would rather get in a car crash than put on this seat belt 

say stop short on purpose one more time and I'll hit you

They say Yes! Patterned underwire braaaaasss!!!!!

my b***s say what the f**k does a DD cup need padding for?!

My b***s hope YOUR b***s are sitting in a Very Lovely Patterned Padded BRA!

My b***s say thank you... camisole with a built in bra... I didn't need you anyways

My b***s say fits your stomach, fits your shoulders, extra room at the sides... 1 button open

My b***s say next size up honey

next size up honey, 

next size up honey

My b***s say f**k it.

My b***s say storage compartment, say wallet, say crumb catcher

My b***s say table? or b**b shelf?

say bumpy bus ride? or medieval torture chamber?

My b***s, and my friend's b***s, want to scream at strapless dresses "WHO THE HELL THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD IDEA?!"

My b***s say b**b tape.

My b***s say I would gladly share with you my needy sisters

but you really don't want this

My b***s say I'm sorry you've been compared to a 2x4

My b***s think your b***s should build a house with that 2x4 and not let any men in

My b***s say sorry you're b***s aren't good enough, 

mine aren't either apparently

My b***s say b**b sweat... in 60 degrees Fahrenheit 

My b***s ask why can't I take off my shirt too?

say why are my n*****s illegal?

My b***s ask am I making you uncomfortable yet?

My b***s say I can make a turtleneck look sexy... sometimes

My b***s say cleavage only when it's inconvenient

say why are you threatening me with demerits?

say send me to the principal so I can tell everyone off for policing my body

My b***s say extra wide straps please

My b***s say weight of the world on my shoulders

My b***s say eyes up here

My b***s say eyes off

My b***s say Stop. Staring.

My b***s say there is a person attached

My b***s say don't put me in your wet dreams

You won't see me there either

My b***s say I am not a sex object

I am not here for your entertainment

Not here for You

My b***s say C-Cup

in the 7th grade 

My b***s say I've been stared at

touched

slapped

bruised

and squeezed

My b***s say touch me one more time

I dare you.

© 2018 Julia Ledo

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Sterre

You already know that I adore this poem and I'm all about feminism and body positivity (F**K YEAH!) I REALLY LOVE how it has humorous parts and serious parts and is altogether really empowering. B***S ARE AWESOME, but they're yours to feel awesome about and everyone should feel awesome about their awesome b***s. ALSO, nobody should be OBJECTIFIED or made to feel comfortable about their body. Like you can feel awesome about your own b***s, but nobody else should feel awesome about them unless they have your permission, ya feel? Really love this piece and really want to see it performed. It'd be mad awesome if you uploaded a video of it here. You can do that. As great as it is in print, it's significantly better when performed. You have a great voice and personality up the wazoo!! Think about it :) Thanks for sharing. :) 100/100 You already know that I adore this poem and I'm all about feminism and body positivity (FUCK YEAH!) I REALLY LOVE how it has humorous parts and serious parts and is altogether really empowering. BOOBS ARE AWESOME, but they're yours to feel awesome about and everyone should feel awesome about their awesome boobs. ALSO, nobody should be OBJECTIFIED or made to feel comfortable about their body. Like you can feel awesome about your own boobs, but nobody else should feel awesome about them unless they have your permission, ya feel? Really love this piece and really want to see it performed. It'd be mad awesome if you uploaded a video of it here. You can do that. As great as it is in print, it's significantly better when performed. You have a great voice and personality up the wazoo!! Think about it :) Thanks for sharing. :) 100/100 Rating /100 2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

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jacob erin-cilberto

great attitude in the reading...and love the part about trying to go upstairs...very smart, tongue-in-cheek...piece--- quite impressive creation here... great attitude in the reading...and love the part about trying to go upstairs...very smart, tongue-in-cheek...piece--- quite impressive creation here... Rating /100

Closing Thoughts

Ugh. I can not ever attempt to explain how much I adore this poem. It's absolutely brilliant from beginning to end. You address all aspects of everything that has to do about b***s. This piece is incredibly empowering (not only for girls with big b***s, but you also address girls with small/none and that's awesome). I love the range of emotion throughout this whole thing (of course, the emotions come out much clearer when YOU speak it, but I can also pull those emotions out by your word choice and tone throughout each line, and there is a definite shift at the end). The organization you brought to this is also clever and perfect. I want to see you perform this in front of a LARGE group of people one day. Thank you so much for writing this. 100/100 Ugh. I can not ever attempt to explain how much I adore this poem. It's absolutely brilliant from beginning to end. You address all aspects of everything that has to do about boobs. This piece is incredibly empowering (not only for girls with big boobs, but you also address girls with small/none and that's awesome). I love the range of emotion throughout this whole thing (of course, the emotions come out much clearer when YOU speak it, but I can also pull those emotions out by your word choice and tone throughout each line, and there is a definite shift at the end). The organization you brought to this is also clever and perfect. I want to see you perform this in front of a LARGE group of people one day. Thank you so much for writing this. 100/100 Rating /100 1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Sterre

You already know that I adore this poem and I'm all about feminism and body positivity (F**K YEAH!) I REALLY LOVE how it has humorous parts and serious parts and is altogether really empowering. B***S ARE AWESOME, but they're yours to feel awesome about and everyone should feel awesome about their awesome b***s. ALSO, nobody should be OBJECTIFIED or made to feel comfortable about their body. Like you can feel awesome about your own b***s, but nobody else should feel awesome about them unless they have your permission, ya feel? Really love this piece and really want to see it performed. It'd be mad awesome if you uploaded a video of it here. You can do that. As great as it is in print, it's significantly better when performed. You have a great voice and personality up the wazoo!! Think about it :) Thanks for sharing. :) 100/100 You already know that I adore this poem and I'm all about feminism and body positivity (FUCK YEAH!) I REALLY LOVE how it has humorous parts and serious parts and is altogether really empowering. BOOBS ARE AWESOME, but they're yours to feel awesome about and everyone should feel awesome about their awesome boobs. ALSO, nobody should be OBJECTIFIED or made to feel comfortable about their body. Like you can feel awesome about your own boobs, but nobody else should feel awesome about them unless they have your permission, ya feel? Really love this piece and really want to see it performed. It'd be mad awesome if you uploaded a video of it here. You can do that. As great as it is in print, it's significantly better when performed. You have a great voice and personality up the wazoo!! Think about it :) Thanks for sharing. :) 100/100 Rating /100 2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Reviews

[Sterre]

You already know that I adore this poem and I'm all about feminism and body positivity (F**K YEAH!) I REALLY LOVE how it has humorous parts and serious parts and is altogether really empowering. B***S ARE AWESOME, but they're yours to feel awesome about and everyone should feel awesome about their awesome b***s. ALSO, nobody should be OBJECTIFIED or made to feel comfortable about their body. Like you can feel awesome about your own b***s, but nobody else should feel awesome about them unless they have your permission, ya feel? Really love this piece and really want to see it performed. It'd be mad awesome if you uploaded a video of it here. You can do that. As great as it is in print, it's significantly better when performed. You have a great voice and personality up the wazoo!! Think about it :) Thanks for sharing. :) 100/100

[jacob erin-cilberto]

great attitude in the reading...and love the part about trying to go upstairs...very smart, tongue-in-cheek...piece---

quite impressive creation here...

[Closing Thoughts]

Ugh. I can not ever attempt to explain how much I adore this poem. It's absolutely brilliant from beginning to end. You address all aspects of everything that has to do about b***s. This piece is incredibly empowering (not only for girls with big b***s, but you also address girls with small/none and that's awesome). I love the range of emotion throughout this whole thing (of course, the emotions come out much clearer when YOU speak it, but I can also pull those emotions out by your word choice and tone throughout each line, and there is a definite shift at the end). The organization you brought to this is also clever and perfect. I want to see you perform this in front of a LARGE group of people one day. Thank you so much for writing this. 100/100