DEATH BY IKEA.

The angst and death of Ikea.

DEATH BY IKEA.

So, this is death by Bunnings,

This is so not funny,

So much for stores of hardware,

Then it's on to death by Ikea,

What am I doing here?

This is true fear,

Esoteric death by Ikea,

I've got absolutely no idea,

I've come home with a kit,

Composed of a zillion bits,

Some of it's missing, it's

Giving me the blip,

How to assemble this?

Who even gives a blip?

Yes, it's death by Ikea,

A barrel of laughs here,

What bit goes here?

Doesn't even look near,

So not funny, non dears,

Total angst of Ikea,

Yes, esoteric death by Ikea!

Author's Note

Feedback welcome.