URBAN VIRGINS

Bit of harmless fun, fat urban virgins, an urban legend.

It was only a legend, my dears,

A normal town, living in fear,

There were fat, feral urban virgins here,

Hellbent on their pleasures, cheers!

"Down with boys' daks, get here!"

A whole town living in fear,

Was it all an urban myth, my dears?

Urban virgins strolling the streets,

Battleships waiting for boys to meet,

Immaculate conception, each miss,

Having divine parthogenesis,

Yes, real fat funster chicks,

It was all about fellatio,

For each little Horatio,

Or was it a fantasy of bliss,

From an urban virgin miss?

Did urban virgins wander away?

Normal town, not a normal day,

A normal town, living in fear....

It was only a legend, my dears.

Author's Note

Bit of fun, feedback welcome.

Reviews

[Samuel Dickens]

Not sure I understood all of it, but I did laugh. Those fat funster chicks would probably catch me without much trouble.