BALLAD OF WEB MD

Bit of light hearted fun.

Here is the ballad of Web MD,

Self-diagnosing terminal maladies,

My fatal afflictions linger on,

I'm buying more medical texts from Fishpond.

Let's do our diagnosis,

Teach yourself self-hypnosis,

My fatal afflictions linger on,

I'm buying more medical texts from Fishpond.

Let's sing our ballad of Web MD,

Sure we've got terminal maladies,

My fatal afflictions linger on,

I'm buying more medical texts from Fishpond.

That was the ballad of Web MD,

What are today's diagnoses,

My fatal afflictions linger on,

I'm buying more medical texts from Fishpond.

Author's Note

Feedback welcome.