THE INTERVIEW.

Would you make me happy? A hypothetical!

THE INTERVIEW.

My agenda today is an interview,

I'm looking forward to meeting you,

Come along, sit right down, here's a beer,

Waiting for this chat, my dear,

I'm asking, "Can you make me happy?"
You look an intelligent chappy,

What does make women happy? Let's chat,

If you please women, they'll give you a clap!

Do you always show a kind smile?

Grace for women for a long while?

Do you women manipulate?

That is not what women appreciate!

Do you yell and swear and bluster?

To women, that does not pass muster!

Are you a man of peace?

Yes, that would really please,

Yes, that would make me happy!

A peaceful, loyal smiling chappy!

Now, let's conclude this interview,

I did so enjoy this chat with you!

Author's Note

Feedback welcome.

Reviews

[Chris]

Chuckling here - this was a wee bit slanted and yet somewhat on point. Men and women differ and yet are the same. Both want attention, security, stability, more of the known vs the unknown, and both need being heard. Both need being backed, and accepted as they are for who and how they are.

Aren't interviews grand?