Physical Part II

I admit it.

If I get to a chance to use Roman Numerals,

  I can't resist.

Just like the sound of it.

Anyway,

 after a few blood tests,

 and no cold hands,

I have been given a verdict.

Low Vitamin D.

Cholesterol is good.

 I fry turkeys!

Forget margarine,

 I only buy butter!

I thought there might be a touch of diabetes,

 but no!

Pecan pie recipe should put most people in a sugar coma,

 and not to mention the seven layer dessert .

I have even lost five pounds.

Doctor didn't bother mentioning blood pressure.

How am I supposed to get any sympathy?

Not the best incentive to change my habits.

Reviews

[Papaya]

oh wow, you are totally healthy by comparison...
live it up!

[Jon Roggie]

The doctor is being thorough. I have a few more tests to go. Already making a few changes.

[Lorry]

I like how the title became the opening part Jon. Isn't it strange how it never is what we think it is, and as you say, not exactly a reason to give up what we already knew was bad for us.
I think my doc telling me to give up coffee was a crock. Think i'll have a cup and listen to my heart play the bongos :)

[Jon Roggie]

I like using the title as the first line. Why should it be set apart from the rest?
Far as coffee goes, give me five shots of espresso.
I was drinking the stuff most of life.
Probably stunted my growth.
I have to settle for six foot two.