Hagrid?

To J. K. Rowling. Do you realize how long it takes to grow this kind of a beard?

I can't even trim my hair.

This is what I put up with.

The beard has taken on a life of its own.

It moves with the current in the water.

I am turning into a hairy beast.

Reviews

[Lyn Anderson]

Ummm. Quite the image. Not sure what else there is

[Jon Roggie]

When you grow a beard,
you feel the water pull the hairs.
I get in a pool,
and the currents are dragging me along.