Being creative

Irritation may lead to a stroke of genius,

 or maybe it is the lack of sleep.

The past week my neighborhood has been in a festive mood.

Fireworks seem to be the common trend.

The dogs do not appreciate it,

 and since they want to hide in my bed,

  I have grown tired.

Now,

 I could be confrontational.

  Maybe cause a scene,

  but I have too many other things to do.

Besides,

 I know they are just having fun.

However,

  I might get creative.

Forget some of the classes I have taken.

A few years of physics with all of the math which was required.

I have a large supply of bungee cords,

 and I was unable to  gather all of the oranges this year.

The construction should be fairly easy.

Targeting will take some practice.

Reviews

[Lorry]

Hiif I ever get hit with a flyiing orange, i'll know to make less noise. :)
At least by being creatove, you have the satisfaction of writing it out your system, as well as picturing them splat off all those nuisances heads :)

[Jon Roggie]

It did help in the design phase. I think I can be set up in ten minutes, and evidence gone in two.