Six months and change

I might be cutting it close.

  Growing a beard takes time.

Granted,

  most of it is white.

Still,

 I will have to resort to some cosmetics.

Unfortunately,

  the stomach is already in place.

Now,

  where have the reindeer gone?

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

ah so very clever.....
If i happen to see them practicing on my roof, i will give you a call.

[Jon Roggie]

It gets me out of a shave and a haircut.