I remember a saying

Part of comedy,
 you get to just drop a line,
   and walk along.

Case in point,
  "I remember something my kindergarten teacher told me......

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       Wait a second.
 Maybe it wasn't my kindergarten teacher."

I know this was a tease,
  but in the modern day of disclosure,
     watch  "So Fine",
        and you can get the joke!