Soothing

Let's see,
  just got done talking someone through a exploding marriage,
  now menopause.

First, it is always our fault.

Yes,
  some of my chromosome nature screw up,
    but you should not blame the rest of us.

We can not understand your womanly, godlike, cycles.

We tend to focus on sports,
  and killing animals with various kinds of weapons.

Some of us write.

Before I am verbally abused,
  I at least made an effort.

Go after the rest of them.

Reviews

[Frieda P]

LOL that was quick! There are a few animals we think of killing at that time too...watch your p's & q's....

[Jon Roggie]

Just because tortoises move slow, does not mean we are slow thinkers. We just shake our heads at the idiots who run by.

[Frieda P]

You better not be looking at me....

[Jon Roggie]

Of course not. Even one with a shell knows better. ;)

[Frieda P]

You're a very cute tortoise. :)