I seem to keep adding job titles.

Granted,
  I was already the chef.

Then,
  the chauffeur,
    the landscaper,
       the electrician,
          the dog groomer,
            and the list keeps growing.

Now, I seem to have become
   the historian,
     the tech,
       the game wizard,
          (no clue how that one happened),
              and now,
                once again the math tutor.

I cringe,
   waiting to see what comes next!