One of my brethren was pulled over by the police.

This seems to keep happening.

First a rancher moves into our area.

Going to leave out a very heinous crime.

Next,
  two police officers manhandle one of us into the back of a car,
     and then hand him over to animal control.

Just taking a walk.

Why can't a 150 pound tortoise walk the streets of L.A, ?