Introduction

An introduction.

This is how it begins. You’re familiar with World of Warcraft, right? Of course you are. Everyone is, and that’s the point. It’s a popular game; MMO’s in general are all over the market. They’re fun and addictive and basically legalized crack. People have even died while playing them, and in my book that’s pretty badass.

Unfortunately, MMO’s still only draw a select crowd of people. There’s too much of a stigma around gaming to bring in a broader audience. Well, that’s all about to change. I intend to shed that stigma by creating a game everyone can love, because it combines the obvious appeal of MMO’s--creating a kickass alter ego in an exotic and dangerous fantasy setting--with real life.

Why, instead of just viewing your alter ego, shouldn’t you become them? Why play in areas confined to the borders of a computer monitor when the whole world can be your playground? But most importantly, why give all your money to a faceless corporation when you can give it to me instead? With that goal in mind, I’ve set out to create something wonderful: Better than console gaming, better than virtual reality, and even better than porn. What I’ve created is the world’s first Real Life Role-Playing Game, or RLRPG, which I’ve cleverly dubbed Real Warcraft.

Every game needs testing before it’s released to the public, and my RLRPG is no exception. What follows has been years in the making; a chronicle of my experiences while playing through the beta version of the world’s first-ever RLRPG. But please keep in mind that it’s not for the faint of heart, reader. There’s violence, there’s romance, and there’s a whole lot of nudity.