We Here At Company

Company takes a stand against injustice.

We here 

At Company

Are devoted to fighting

For vague justice

 

We here

At Company

 Support the

Marketable

Palatable

Corporate-Friendly

Values of justice

And denouncing

Whatever it is

We’re supposed to denounce

 

We here

At Company

Are deeply saddened

By this terrible tragic event

Whatever it was

And hope to prevent

The next one

By doing nothing

Except release a statement

 

We here

At Company

Believe

Injustice is bad

Justice is good

Bad things are bad

Good things are good 

 

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