Ori and the Cannibalistic Killer Mad Man.

The aftermath of the night at the farm.

"Alright, Ori," his father began, "what happened with Mr. Effertson's cows last night?"

"What happened with what??" he uneasily replied.

"I'm not even arguing this time. Go to your room until you can talk."

"But I didn't--"

"Go."

Here was poor Ori in the same old situation. He'd been involved with doing something wrong and he was the one that got caught. No one else, just him.

He crept into his room knowing he was stuck. Before now he could just refuse to talk and his dad would forget the punishment. Not this time. Old Farmer Effertson's dumb prized bull was dead.

"Retarded animal," Ori said to himself. "I didn't even hurt the stupid thing. I was trying to get away. It was Jeff's new cow friend that killed the freaking thing."

"Boy," his dad burst into the room, "cows do not kill things."

"How would you know?"

"They're cows! Besides, they can't build fires and cut each other up."

"No, but they can eat a nicely cooked steak!"

"So now the cows are murderers and cannibals?"

"You got it, pop."

His father left in disgust. He'd never get it unless he saw it for hisself. Oh well. It was time to get out of that house. Out the window he went. Walking along the street was none other than Old Farmer Effertson.

"Hey, you old geezer!" Ori called out. "I got news for you. I didn't kill your stupid bull."

"Somebody did, boy! And they ate him, too."

"Well, yeah, I ate him. But your fat cow killed him, and I don't mean your wife."

"You little jerk! You'll regret that."

"Bring it on, ya old fart."

They battled it out right there on the street. The last thing Ori could remember was seeing a boot coming at his face.

He woke up strapped to a tree in the middle of a field. There were cows everywhere. A little bit away in front of him was Old Man Effertson. Standing next to him was that cow with spikes strapped to her head.

"What are you doing, old man?"

"So this is the cow that killed my bull?"

"Yeah."

"And you ate him?"

"Well..yeah."

"Well, now it'll kill you! And I'll eat ya!"

"What?? No! Come on Mr. Effer--"

And then the cow charged.