Women or a Beer?

The dilemma that men face

Come one, come all and listen close 

The choice is made right here

What will you choose when given facts, 

Will you choose women or a beer?

Both Diverse, if you're worried

Blonde, Brown, Red, or Amber

You're free to choose just listen close

Hear me out before you answer

 We're here to look at differences

I'll name just a few

Let's start with the most obvious

Beer won't yell at you

Beer never breaks your heart

Beer won't up and run

Beer doesn't have a father

To threaten with a gun

A beer becomes happy

When you leave it in the cold

Try to do that to a Woman

You won't live to be that old

Beer can't get upset

If you long for a new start

Women on the other hand

Known to kill, ask Roxie Hart

A beer tends not to ask you

"Does this make me look fat?"

I still don't know the answer

I sleep on the couch for that

Beer wants you to be happy

Says "Go out with the guys"

Your woman, she will force you

Watch the Notebook as she cries

A beer won't try to change you

Likes you just the way you are

If you don't live to please her

She'll hit you with her car

A beer's one fault, its time too short

You'll mourn it when it's gone

It's proven women outlast men

She'll haunt you all life long

When my girlfriend finds this poem

Pray, please pray for me

If you want to pray straight to my face

I'm underground at your nearest cemetery 

Reviews

[Woody]

very funny
I couldn't agree with you more. beer is so much easier to live with.

[Ink-stained Hands]

Very humorous! I enjoyed reading :)

[Hitchhiker]

Heh.Heh There are some things, Jeff that is best hidden away from the woman in your life. This, then I consider is one of those things. Enjoyed the read.