How to get rich without even trying

A Stage Play by john

One scene of a play I'm working on, I called it a stage play but I don't know how this will "play" out.

A comedy

Dramatis personae

Emanuel Kent
Howard "the first" Celsey
shiral Celsey
Banker

ACT I -- SCENE I
Austin Tx. downtown apartments.

Enter emanule kent, Howard "the first" Celsey .

Howard: Wow the gall of you asshole "do something! do something!"

Emanuel: well can you do anything except sit on your paunchy a*s and eat Cheetos, collect unemployment and write checks that bounce?

Howard: Can you be less predicated on what I do and more predicated on the time you are wasting arguing with me? Did you ever hear of the golden rule? or "judge yourself before you judge others?

Emanuel: That's a nice speech you have going there but please explain why you put a 4 inch hole in my wall through your wall a month ago. Would that be something you would want me to do to you? please take some of your own medicine.

Howard: Your face is my problem Emanuel, it looks like someone took a pile of feces and heaved it into a industral fan.

Emanuel: HOW DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE CONVESATION AT HAND?

Howard: I don't know but That is what your face looks like.

Emanuel: Well since we are following your "golden rules" your face is older than f*****g dial up how is that for a metaphor?

Enter Shiral celsey.

Shiral Celsey: I get four hours of sleep between two days, can one of you be quiet so I can wake up and go to an actual "Job".

Emanuel: She's right have some consideration for others!

Shiral: You have a utility closet worth of room to talk Emanuel.

Howard: tell your wife to shut up Emanuel she is worse then you somehow.

Emanual: Look can you just stop taking your dog on walks to my carpet in my living room?

Howard: He needs to get his exercise and I can't afford the high cost of a trash can.

Emanual: You are so full of bullshit that your eyes are brown Howard.

Howard: Whatever I have to get some judge judy watching done anyways.