Christmas Love

A Story by brainelation

i took one of those chain bulletins from myspace one day in december of 2005, and i made it into something touching and beautiful.

this is a story about a girl and a boy on christmas night (not christmas eve)

There was this girl.. who was madly in love with a boy since the day she layed eyes on him. She has known him for 3 years. Now the girl has asked the guy out many times but he said no. they were really really close friends and did almost everything together. What the girl didnt know is that the guy felt the same way about her but he wasnt ready to say it because he didnt wanna ruin the friendship, but he decided he was going to finally tell her how he really felt about her this christmas. So the boy came over that night and said "oh you forgot to open one more present."
"no i didnt, i dont see one."
"Thats because its in the car hold on."
So the boy went out to the car and came in with a little box, and he told her to open it. When she opened it there was a paper shaped pink heart that said "Your last gift is my heart. Now listen to what i have to say." The girl looked up at the boy and he said.. "Will you be my girlfriend because i have loved you since the day we met i was just not ready to tell you.."
The girl started crying and said "Yes, i have loved you since the day we met too"... at that point three kung fu ninja velociraptors with lasor guns strapped to them jumped through the wall "SCREEEEEEE" one screamed, which translates to; "hey, i was looking to cop a PB&J, but this will work too." "SCREEEEEEEEE" the second one replied, which translates to, "yea, people alway's think we're going to kill and eat them, but PB&J tastes much better." the third one then said "SCREEEEEEEE" which translates to "okay, let's go check the kitchen then homeboys" the three kung fu ninja velociraptors with lasor guns strapped to them jumped through the wall to the kitchen. the girl and the boy started crying with relief at not being eaten alive. at that they heard "SCREEEEEEEEE" which translates to; "are you f*****g kidding me? they don't have any goddamn jelly!" followed closely by, "SCREEEEEEEEE" which translates to "i guess we should go eat them now, efore they soil themselves" the third sauron said "SCREEEEEEEEE" which means "yea, plain peanut butter sandwhiches hardcore dryout the roof of my mouth, i guess we just have to kill and eat them." With that the trio of kung fu ninja velociraptors with lasor guns strapped to them jumped through the wall back into the living room, and, as one, said "SCREEEEEEEEE" which translates to; you'll have to excuse us but we couldn't find and jelly in your kitchen so we have to eat your brains instead." of course, it sounded a lot like "SCREEEEEEEEEEE" to the boy and girl, but that's just because they'd never been to dinotopia.

As the trio of kung fu ninja velociraptors with lasor guns strapped to them munched on the laser beam cooked flesh of the the boy and girl who were so in love, whoever might have happened to walk by would have heard "SCREEEEEEEEEEE" which would have made whoever heard it run and hide, but in reality meant "Maybe next time we should just go to the supermarket."

if you are a girl and wish that would happen to you repost this saying " this is soo unbelievably cute!" or "I love PB&J too!"

if you`re a boy and would do this for the girl you love repost this saying " girl, i`ll be your christmas present" or "i'll always keep the cuboards stocked so we don't get eaten sweetheart"

if you dont repost this in the next 59 seconds you will have boy/girl trouble for the next year..(or possibly be eaten by a trio of kung fu ninja velociraptors with lasor guns strapped to them... especially if you don't have the ingredients to a good peanut butter and jelly sandwhich)