quasimodo

exactly.

i have a little lap harp.
it is wood and has ten strings.
i play it like i'm a robot.
it goes ding ting ring ming ling.

i have a rectangular harmonica.
it is metal and has holes.
i play it like bob dylan.
and i use it to talk to moles.

i have an inflatable guitar.
all plastic tasting and soft.
i pop it on a thumbtack.
and move into an acquaintance's loft.

Author's Note

it isn't really non fiction. it's more like two truths and a lie.