Girl Friend

A Poem by Jose

Sci Math

The operator Girlfriend
had lot of degenerate Eigen states.
But perturbations in the form of
random glances and late night chats
have lifted the degeneracy,
which turned one to a feasible stable state.

Don't say that those perturbations are due to some

random field.

A cute love story

An electron enter into the world of Hydrogen atom with a charming magnetic field. He was welcomed by a bunch of beautiful orbitals. The prettiest 1S and three cute P sisters. The electron looked at the S but she was already taken. He turned to the P sisters, and winked at the orbitals. The one in the direction of the charm who was called Pz from then on and the others Px and Py. All three of them were smitten by the handsom electron. But the electron was facing Pz. She immediately fell for the electron and her energy decreased. The egoistic Px and Py turned away. The energies of the P sisters changed and Pz, the ground to earth orbital, and the electron was having an amazing time togethor. Both the electron and Pz wished the perturbations of the magnetic field be eternal and they stay togethor for a life time.

This cute little saga of love was told to the world in the name of zeeman spliting by Pieter Zeeman. Soon, many come up with similar sagas of love, anguish and even war.

Later one nutcase extracted the abstract of all such stories and presented it in the abstract form and it is

The operator girl friend had lot of degenerate eigen states but perturbations in the form of random glances and late night chats have lifted the degeneracy which turned one to a feasible stable state. Don't say that those perturbations are due to some random field.

Do you like the abstract story or plain story?