CONFUSION REIGNED � AND WE ALL GOT WET !

 

 

(in a dark room)

 

 

 

Hello!

Hello!

Who said that? 

Who said what? 

That! 

That? 

Yes, THAT! 

OK, there's no need to shout... 

 

Hello?

Well I'm off to the sea! 

To see what? 

No... to the SEA! 

Er... To SEE what!?!

NO, to the WATER SEA!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who's Walter?

WALTER?  Who's WALTER!?!

I dun'no, you brought him up.

WHAT?

Hello?

Don't start that again!

But I haven't got a key!

WHAT!

Hello?

It's no good.  I'm going to have to shoot you!

OK!

 

 

(sound of a hand gun going off) 'BANG'...

(sound of the shot missing) ping...

 

Hello?

But I just shot you?

No mate, I'M A TANK!

 

And finally, this is me disappearing...

(exit right)

Author's Note

How I love a mad five minute... and so do I !!!