Girls are...

Girls are...

Kind, sweet, innocent.

Girls are...

Intelligent, curious, wise.

Girls are...

Demonic, cruel, deceptive.

Why the f**k did I deserve this misery?

Author's Note

My opinions on females. I don't mean to offend any girl who reads this.

Reviews

[Admiral Kirk]

Being both male and female (in my head) I agree with you and am very pissed off at the same time! How conflicting! (my poor head) One of my favorite quotes/jokes is this: "Women are angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we fly on broomsticks instead. We're just flexible like that." This seems to be what your little poem says... I like it... :P Simple, but very telling...

[The Watcher]

Very much so, and thanks! =)

[Admiral Kirk]

No problem! :D

[That_Girl]

lol so damn true. This is pretty much it! :)

[The Watcher]

Thank you very much! =)

[Peaceworker22]

I definitely agree. They say they want a nice guy, but they ignore what's right in front of them and go for Mr. "Challenge", AKA; the bad guy. They want to change him, but he won't change and that only creates more interest in them from females, and if they were to change him, they'd be bored and move on to the next case. Trust me on this, I got my info from youtube that had a woman who seems to have done her homework on female psychology.

[The Watcher]

Oh yeah, I know some of this stuff from watching others for many years. I personally think it's messed up.

[That_Girl]

lol I was just explaining this to a guy friend of mine who happens to be the 'nice guy' type. Girls do like the challenge, but they also like a fall back plan (nice guy) to go to when bad boy f***s up. They want something that keeps them entertained. Nice guys just don't give said entertainment all the time. :/ I'm a girl... I know. lol Sad but true.

[Peaceworker22]

Yes, it would seem that women can be kind of masochistic when it comes to searching for romance from what I understand. They want to be mentally challenged by men when going for romantic pursuits, and the bad guy does that for them, but they either realize that his qualities won't be good for long-term relationships, or he just ditches her for another piece of you-know-what.

[That_Girl]

They want to go out and have fun with the bad boy and then comehome to the nice guy that will care for them... it's screwed up but true. Yep yep!

[Peaceworker22]

I for one, am one of the nice guys, but based on what she had been teaching on the video, I may fall under the title of being a "Pushover". I am now working on not always apologizing for every little thing, and also, I have to find things to disagree with the next woman I choose to pursue a relationship with. Wish I knew this back when I was in school, maybe I may not have been rejected and put into the friend zone as much as I had been. I think every guy will agree with me on this, it sucks!

[That_Girl]

Yeah... be nice but firm. Don't just take s**t over and over. She won't respect that. :)

[Peaceworker22]

Okay, I think I'll need to have someone kind of coach me on that, because I can overdo it on being firm and can say some things that seem fine to me, but meant something hurtful to them.... I have much to learn about how to talk with people in general since I never had much experience socializing due to being a reserved and private person.

[That_Girl]

lol don't be a dick.. but don't be a pushover either. :) You'll be okay.

[Peaceworker22]

"They want to go out and have fun with the bad boy and then comehome to the nice guy that will care for them... it's screwed up but true. Yep yep!" I had something happen like that years ago, and I just never understood why she was doing that to herself. I cared deeply for her and wanted for her to stop going for those guys and finally realize that I am the right kind of guy for her. I never would have made her cry like they did, and if I did make her cry, they'd be happy tears. I felt like I did love her already. All I wanted was to protect and care for her and for her to love me back. I would've been her knight in shining armor, but she just kept abusing herself with them. I got jealous and even told her about it, and I guess she got scared... From what I am guessing, she probably blamed God for all of it and never returned to the church I used to go to ever again. Oh well, she probably wasn't worth my time. I think that if we ever did get together in the future I think she would have been running around behind my back because she liked bad boys so much.

[That_Girl]

A lot of girls need to go through that phase before actually finding a good guy. I did. And no on ever realizes that they could very well lose the reliable person that they have. :/ Sorry you had to deal with that.

[Peaceworker22]

It's okay, the past is dead and gone. No use living in it, so I'll just have to take my chances. (After improving myself, of course). By the way, could you take a look at my lyrics and critique it?

[That_Girl]

Yeah sure..... I gtg take care of something but I will within the next... hour or so. :) Name?

[Peaceworker22]

Matt.

[That_Girl]

lol I had meant the lyrics but we already did that. :)

[Peaceworker22]

Oh, okay. That flew straight over my head! Lol, I better start exercising and eating brain foods more often so I'm not so much of an airhead. Hey, even guys have those moments! Lol!

[That_Girl]

Hahaha what a blonde! ;) jk jk

[Peaceworker22]

I know I know. :D I guess the bleach never got out of my roots, LMAO! I did that twice. Once as a kid, and the other when I was older. Big mistake, Lol! I don't look good as a blonde. XD

[That_Girl]

lol I tried blonde once.... never again. It was horrible.... absolutely disgusting... lol

[Peaceworker22]

Hey, would you like to join my group? I'm currently starting on a story and I planned to make it a collaboration.

[That_Girl]

:) Yeah, I just did. Sorry, I was out all day. Explain the collab.

[Peaceworker22]

Okay, this is how I see the collabo going down. I write the story while other people add some ideas and also take on a character's role and create dialog for them so the conversations aren't flat and neither would the characters' personalities.

[Peaceworker22]

I'd like to talk about "Dante', the Vengeful Angel" by e-mail instead.

[That_Girl]

Just replied. :)

[That1Nerd23]

Contradictory, yet true. Hm. (:

[The Watcher]

Contradictory, eh? Lol thank you =P

[That1Nerd23]

Why yes, indeed it is. But perhaps it was meant to be that way because females are naturally fickle and simply have many sides. Therefore, I applaud you for understanding so fully, lol...You are very welcome.

[The Watcher]

It's in my nature to try and understand everyone.

[That1Nerd23]

Ah, I see. Well, that is grand! It's good to look beyond expressions and look at emotions and lifestyles, etc.

[The Watcher]

That's very true. I know there's much more to everyone than what you see on the outside, and that's what truly matters to me.

[That1Nerd23]

Yes, same here. It's unfortunate when people go about life looking only on the surface of all issues and only on the outside of all people. It seems the world only sees that which appeals to them, that which they are able to find fulfillment in. But such in not life.

[The Watcher]

Yes... it's a shame that many people think that way these days, and it's no wonder why only a few people find happiness in life. I pity them..

[That1Nerd23]

As do I. I'm sorry, but what is your name?

[The Watcher]

My name is John. Nice to meet you =)

[That1Nerd23]

Nice to meet you too, John. (:

[The Watcher]

Yup =)

[Annabelle Lee]

Guilty as charged, Sorry we did this to you ;)

[The Watcher]

Haha, always guilty ;)

[Annabelle Lee]

At least I admitted to it! xD

[The Watcher]

Oh but of course silly! ;P

[Annabelle Lee]

hahahaha... (he called me silly) hahaha.. no man im just a straight up airhead

[The Watcher]

Lol, are you now?

[Annabelle Lee]

maybe a bit

[Alm]

Is laughing at the last line considered cruel? If it is, then I'm sorry. It just seemed like a total ice-breaker. We are a hundred shades of gray. Every one of us. Even you.

-Alm :)

[The Watcher]

Lol, that part was mostly based on my experience I had with girls. I know not all girls are like that, but that's what I was thinking of when I wrote this

[Alm]

I know, sort of :P

[Skye]

How very true. :)

[The Watcher]

Thank you =)