Wakey, WakeyA Chapter by Jostein KasseI had decided not to
travel into Europe as Harry and Meghan were featured in a Daily Mail article
called, "The Wider World" on the day after I had purchased a ticket
from Amsterdam Sloterdijk station to Barcelona for the Flixbus that travelled
on the Eurolink train. In one of the Daily Mail’s photographs, Harry had seemed
to insinuate across an intelligence community that I had taken a ticket from
out of the mouth of the dragon. That was it for my travel plans. I had been given a Eurohike tent that
had been a donation to Emmaus and had been brought in by one of the van crews.
One of the companions had approached me on the tills and taken me to one side
and said with a mock authoritarian air, "I need a word with you
Justin," and "in private!" "What's wrong?" I
asked. "Can you step through here,"
he said pointing to the door of a neutral room situated in-between the main
house and the workplace. I walked through the door with him and
I repeated, "What's wrong?" "Nothing," he said,
"take this up to your room; it's a tent and a sleeping bag!" I smiled
at him and thanked him, I thought I may have been in trouble for something that
completely alluded me and I took the camping equipment up to my room which was
on the top floor. I should have been on the Ouibus from
London Victoria to Amsterdam on the evening of February 14th, Valentine's Day.
I'd said forlorn goodbyes to my beautiful black manageress who gave me her
number, "Call me," she said, and I was in love. I stayed in Norwood
an extra night and was on a National Express coach to my home city in Wakefield
the following day. I checked into a travel lodge just off Sun Lane in the early
evening. They required a deposit of a hundred pounds which they took from my
bank account. I messaged my info-source, "I'm in
Wakefield, do you want to meet?" He responded "Where are you?"
I told the info-source the location and within an hour he drove around to pick
me up in his car. I hadn't eaten since London and so we went to Pizza Hut on
the industrial estate. I was telling him how unpalatable the quality of Pizza
Hut's food was on the West Coast, "Hardly any cheese at all, and old manky
vegetables". The same brand seemed delicious in Norwood however, and in
Wakefield they were much more expensive and with smaller portions than Norwood.
The info-source didn't order and he drove us the short distance to his flat. On
the way I thought he asked too many personal and irrelevant questions that
mildly irritated me and I was reluctant to answer. His flat was contemporary,
clean and tidy; he had interesting artwork from local artists on his walls. I
ate pizza in his living room. At one juncture I was able to ascertain
that he really knew nothing at all about what was going on, "How could I
know, you've been gone for years and we haven't talked". The others cannot have told him! The
gravity of my situation was too immense to express. Why couldn't he see the
newslike headlines emerging like tulpas from my social-media pages? "Jib is a moody isolated git, he
doesn't talk to me, he'll sit there for hours not saying anything". "He was like that when I knew him
last". "He's much worse now, I'll text
him and see if he wants to come over and see you, but he won't
answer". I rolled a cigarette and we stepped
outside onto the small balcony, he asked, "Why would you think Jib wanted
you dead?" "Because we had a fight," I
said. The info-source said he couldn't remember this event; it was over twenty
years ago, "Everybody's done things like that," he said, "I'm
quite certain he doesn't want you dead". "You don't know what happened do
you?" They kept it from you". "What happened?" "I can't tell you, but Bob has
gotten me into a lot of trouble, there's much more to Bob than you
realise". I had questioned whether Bob had really
died or whether it had been a staged event, "He's definitely dead, they
took Sam in for questioning". "How long has it been since you've
seen Bob?" I asked. "I haven't seen him since I was
last up there with you". "That was 1998!" "Yeah". I was driven back around to the travel
lodge and the info-source talked about how "Bob's son is an awful, vile
human being! Lost, in his own narcissistic illusions," he added,
"He'll try to sell you stolen goods". I had never personally gotten along
with Bob's son, the last time I had seen him he was threatening me with
violence. Back in the room at the travel lodge I
checked online news-media and I saw that the Eurolink train that I should have
been on had been stopped on the tracks. The report said the reason for this
was; an old unexploded world war 2 bomb had been discovered near the tracks in
France. The surface story was a skein like cover and bullshit. The following day I walked around town
taking photographs on my tablet and phone and I checked out the new mall at
Trinity Walk. I had remembered talking about Trinity Walk before and after I
had left Wakefield, about how the language was great, but the environment was
nothing special, "The language is wasted," I had complained. I had
said to Bob, "we should be doing the Trinity Walk," and I had done an
audition for Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks in front of him, Bob hadn't
looked too impressed. I was thinking about this and taking a photograph of the
Trinity Walk sign when my oldest friend from high school said,
"Hey!" "Hi," I said, "I didn't
think you were going to be around". We hugged and she invited me over for
Sunday lunch and I accepted. A year earlier she had been assaulted
by a gang of youths on a council estate after I had derided “Alpha Males”
online, for been like “primates” and I had used the term "The new
Eliza-Beth-ans". She had described the attacker as been someone
"showing off in front of his mates", he had struck her with a
baseball bat to the head. It had been avenging Beth in high school that had
gotten me into a lot of trouble with Pakistan in my youth and in part why David
Bowie sings about, "Black-eyed ravens" spiralling down. It may also
be the reason why the surname of the pop-singer's statutory rape victim is
"Maddox". Unless this is a coincidence, they both share the same
surname. On the morning following her assault I had walked into Walmart,
fed-up with the workers gathering in a circle at Safeway, I had walked the
extra distance and even though I didn’t know the staff at Walmart, one idiot
manager was standing before two of his disinterested workers and chanting, “we
have to get back to basics!” It was ill-timed, I had blamed Basics for the
attack on my friend, and blamed the police state's bullshit media fabrication
department for having turned me into a killer which was believed by the
gullible and passive consumers of media within the local community. I wondered onto Wood Street and noticed
rather disappointingly that Just Sandwiches had closed down, it had now been
replaced with Bradley's; maybe we have fed the 5,000 now? I thought to myself. I took photographs of what had formally
been Just Books which was now completely boarded up and difficult for me to
look at. I wished I'd been able to run the store; it had been a dream of mine
to own a bookstore forever and a day since. As I walked past Wakefield Cathedral,
Bob's son walked towards me and past me without recognition or acknowledgment.
He had the glazed look of a perennial junky and I had looked deeply into the
pinned pupils of his eyes, he checked out my green-hooded top and my hair
length, but it had been twenty years since he had last seen me and had not
noticed who I was. On the Sunday morning the info-source
picked me up and took me around to my friend's house for Sunday lunch, we
swapped tents, his was far lighter to carry than the Eurohike tent and we said
goodbye, "I'm not sure when it will be again," I said. "You look after yourself". I had brought my friend a gift of
chocolate cake which I didn't eat and she cooked an amazing vegetarian Sunday
lunch that filled every inch of the plate. We chatted for several hours and
afterwards her husband drove me around to the hotel Campanile for a night in
the cheapest room in Wakefield. I thought about what I might do. I had
left my room and my job at Emmaus and even though I had been busted for buying
a Eurolink ticket, I really didn't fancy sleeping rough in Britain during the
cold winter months and I still really wanted to hitch-hike across Europe. I
thought I might double-back, they wouldn't expect me to go into Europe now,
maybe I could purchase a ticket and get across? And so, from an alternate
Gmail account I bought a National Express ticket from Wakefield to London
Victoria, and from London Victoria to Amsterdam Sloterdijk station. The
following night, I was on a ferry across the channel to Calais.
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