Where I want to staple !!

Stitch his mouth like woodpecker
Close ears like that of snake
Roll his nose like that of elephant
Make his eyes sleep like lotus bud


Fold his hands by hugging me
Bend his knees as a proposal to me
Bow his head as a respect to me
Bend his back like a horse for my daughter

How to punish him

Bite his lips
Cut his nails beyond the dead cells
Shave his mustache with a blood scratch
Massage his feet with oil below the feet too
Add more salt in food
Make milk with lemon juice in it


Poke his nose with red chilli
put feathers in ears
Add icy water droplets in his eyes
Put baby n****e in his mouth while sleeping
Make a pony with his hair
Do a random haircut with jell and spikes on it

Not sure he gets angry

Maybe bite his ears this time like a cat
Lick his n****e like a dog
Put saliva on his lips

This will make certainly angry

Thank god finally he is not disconsolate but an exceptional paragon to Romeo for being a lover of me and a husband who manages my expenses by not being a spendthrift.