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A Story by Jerkkis

This is a story about how I got my user/nickname. Some people may see the funny side of this..some may not and I apologize.

I want to clear to internet as using my name Jerkkis online may sound like a little troll. Well I kinda am as you see that is why I got this name.

I was about 6 years old and I was having a lunch with my family and my aunt. We had to speak english around her as her finnish was as lame as my english.
As having older sisters we always ended up fighting. This lunch was not different typed of lunch, as I tricked my sister with salt in her drink. Again. I had no idea one coca-cola could be expensive so why not?

My aunt turned to me and told me:
''Jeremias. Stop being a total JERK.''
My mum on the other hand got mad at her and told her to stop.
My aunt went silent. Then she broke the silence. She gave me a cold look as she replied with the most sarcastic voice I ever heard in my life:
''Well. He is a little jerk...ish''

As we kids didn't really understand english we had no idea what she was saying as now we think back and see some social issues between our family but no. Not as kids ok?
My sister started laughing.
She pointed at me with her fork and said with finnish accent:
''Jerkkis''

And that atleast to me has been the funniest thing ever and not many people see the funny side of this but I just wanted to share this piece before people actually think I am a jerk!